Monat: Februar 2012

What Jess has to say

Jess: „Ok, hey, I got something to say to you, man! I break for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spent my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person – that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I hate your pen suit. I’d wish it have ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And it doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. And I know you like Nick and I’m not trying to interfere but you should just talk to him about it.“

Julia: „Are you done?“

Jess: „I’m almost done. I’m about to go and pay that 800 dollar fine – and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!“